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Are You Man Enough

to use the

Whizometer

Take this quick quiz:

Are you a real man?

Do you have a competitive streak and need to be the best?

Are you someone who consumes liquids (our preference is beer, duh)?

Have you ever peed in a urinal?

If you answered yes to any Then congratulations! You are man enough to use the Whizometer.

You’re a bro’s bro. You like beer and you like to be number one. Whizometer combines the fun of competition, with the need to fulfil your biological needs. With Whizometer, you can find out if you are number one at going number one!

Tell your favorite bar about Whizometer

and

Make some extra cash!

I know a place where this belongs!
Use the link above to send a note to your favorite bar or club owner. We’ll track the connection and pay you a kickback for each Whizometer they purchase. We will also know when they have it ready for you to test your speed.
Don’t worry, we hate spam and will not give or sell your email address to any other party.

Tell Your Friends About Whizometer:

Size doesn’t matter, it’s all about speed! Whizometer answers the question, how fast ya’ going?
I want to know how fast I can go. Bring Whizometer to a bar near me.
Whoa check out this dope bar game. Can someone find me a place to use the Whizometer!

I want to know when there's a Whizometer close to me!

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