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If size doesn’t matter what does?



The Whizometrical Society of Engineering (WSE) and the Society of Urometrical Engineering (SUE) have conducted extensive research into the art and science of Whizometry. Our research concludes:

Guys drink beer and have to pee. The Whizometer will give your male customers something entertaining. It’s just plain fun to finally know how fast you’re going.

Your male customers are not afraid to put their neck out. Ask your average guy “How fast are you going “ and the competition will start. They’ll be competing in your men’s room because of the Whizometer.

When guys do something entertaining, competitive, and fun that involves drinking beer, let’s face it, they usually stick around and they’re more likely to stay. Guys will always drink beer, now they’ll want to do it at your place.

Nobody likes to clean up around urinals. The Whizometer will provide your male customers with something to shoot for. They will pee in the urinal rather than on the floor. This will reduce cleanup, Urine control.

Technical Data

How Does the Whizometer Work?

Easily installed in any standard men’s urinal, The Whizometer is activated through normal urinal use. A patrons stream of “Whiz” is aimed into the device, which instantly registers speed in Miles Per Hour.

Our production standards result in a durable unit, built to withstand the most abusive restroom environments The Whizometer designed for easy installation, cleaning and maintenance. We take product quality very seriously and this unit is designed to exacting specifications and built to last. Some of the advanced design features include:

  • High Impact Engineering Grade Plastic.
  • High Strength Stainless Steel Axles.
  • State of the Art Electronics.
  • Built in Lighting for Dark Urinals.
  • Advanced Urnodynimac Turbine Design.
  • Factory Calibrated for Assured Accuracy.
  • Cleaning is Easy With a Simple Once a Day Spray (of cleaner that is).


How Does the Whizometer Work?

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Twenty Acorns designs and manufactures high quality innovative products that add substance to life.

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